dana? >> there's a lot of things i would do for the dog. one thing i won't do, teach jasper how to use an ipad. on the front page of "the wall street journal," he got a dot matrix, i have been dying to get that, they talk about a young woman, her job is to train dogs. she trains them to use an ipad so they can play while they aren't home. i think it has gotten a little overboard. >> you are accusing a woman of going overboard on her dog? >> i am. and you and i will have a chance to talk about it later on red eye. >> turned it into a plug, shut me out. >> you're up. >> you know what we have on? clint black on red eye. >> hey! what about my picture! >> floating above me like a country music cloud. >> are you on there again tonight? oh, that's a surprise. surprised you don't bring the dog on there. >> what surprises you more, being on red eye or talking to a dog. >> neither of us are on the lam. >> that's disgusting. nobody here is on the lam. >> can i roll video of weiner gone wild yesterday. just watch. i don't even have to narrate this. >>